🍼 Giraffe Baby Drama: From Scandal to Stroller… or Set-Up?

🍼 Giraffe Baby Drama: From Scandal to Stroller… or Set-Up?

Well, well, well… just when we thought things couldn’t get any messier in the plushiverse, Party Lamb showed up at Emma’s door with a baby.


Correction: she showed up with Baby. No name. No explanation. Just wide eyes, suspicious genetics, and one very sheepish smirk.


She claims it’s Giraffe’s.


Now, Giraffe did meet Lamb while he was on the lamb (yes, the pun writes itself). They had a brief, whirlwind love affair somewhere between evading extradition and hiding out in a plushie safe house. Then she was gone. Until now.


This would already be scandalous if Giraffe wasn’t currently under house arrest, awaiting trial for allegedly being a communist (he swears he’s just misunderstood). But now? Now he’s on diaper duty too. We’re officially calling this one:

“On the Lamb While He Was On the Lam” 🐑🚨


Giraffe, bless his long, emotionally unstable neck, is over the moon. He wants to be the father. He says he feels like the father. And frankly? He’s lonely. Stuck inside with frozen funds, a court-ordered ankle monitor, and Koala Fied drafting plushie court motions, Giraffe has found joy in bouncing Baby on his knee and planning plushie picnics.


But Emma? Emma has questions. And she’s not buying any of it.


“The timing doesn’t add up. I don’t even know how fast a baby like that is supposed to cook. All I know is it doesn’t look like her, it doesn’t look like him, and it doesn’t look like any animal I’ve seen before. It just… is.”


And she refuses to call it their baby.


“It’s just Baby. Until I get some answers—or at least a species ID—that’s what we’re going with.”


She’s also Party Lamb the slur: Sheep.


“Party Lamb, ewe. She’s not a lamb. She’s a sheep. And not even the classy wool kind. The kind that shows up uninvited, starts drama, and leaves you with a mystery infant and a new utility bill.”


Which brings us to the real issue: who’s paying for all this?


Because with Cheryl chain-smoking in the hallway, the lights flickering every time Baby cries, and Koala Fied now researching interspecies plushie DNA law, this haunted house is bursting at the seams.


Emma suspects this is all a citizenship play—a convenient appearance of a maybe-baby meant to tug at the court’s heartstrings just in time for Giraffe’s trial.


Could Baby be the key to Lamb’s full plushie citizenship?

Could this sway the plushie jury and public opinion in Giraffe’s favor?

Or is this all just an expertly-executed sheep setup?


Let’s be honest: the whole situation reeks of courtroom drama and community service hours.

 

 

 

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Tarot. Courtroom drama. Interspecies plushie chaos.

You’re welcome.

 

 

#OnTheLambWithTheLamb

#SheepSetUp

#NotTheMama

#PlushCourtIsInSession

#BelieveAllGiraffes (But Not A Party Lamb)

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