F.A.Q.

F.A.Q.

Pay With Your Soul

– FAQ 🩸

 


(Frequently Asked Questions for the Damned, the Curious, and the Chronically Confused)

 

 

Q: Are you really a demon?

Yes. Duh. But legally I must clarify that the fangs are for theatrical purposes only. The teeth are for the humans. I must first convince you I’m a demon before I can collect your soul. It’s a whole bureaucracy thing. Stupid HR.

 

 

Q: Why are you on Earth?

Because Satan’s petty. He banished me to Purgatory (which humans call “Earth”) after I asked for a divorce. Now I’m cursed to master four impossible tasks—cook, clean, look pretty, and be pleasant—before I’m allowed back into Hell. Spoiler: “pleasant” is the hardest one.

 

 

Q: Is this a real tarot reading or a joke?

That is up to you to decide. I can’t tell you what to believe. I channel chaos and spirits (one of them being Cheryl, a Bible-obsessed ghost who won’t leave my house). The messages are legit, but so is the comedy. Enter at your own risk.

 

 

Q: Are you a Satanist?

Nope. Just trying to divorce him.

This is satire, not a sermon. I don’t worship Satan—I file restraining orders on him. The demon aesthetic is part horror, part humor, part post-trauma glow-up. Don’t confuse spooky with spiritual. It’s camp, baby.

 

 

Q: Can we talk religion?

Absolutely! I’m open to learning about all religions, as long as you’re kind and conversational. Don’t just quote scripture at me like a haunted bumper sticker. Be respectful, or Cheryl might haunt you next.

 

 

Q: Can we talk politics?

Only if it’s about fake politics, like whether a communist giraffe should be deported for falling off the table. Real-world arguments and soapbox speeches will be fed to the Hellcat. This is improv, not a debate stage.

 

 

Q: What is this show exactly?

Pay With Your Soul is an improv comedy livestream with cheeky horror vibes, cursed tarot readings, recurring absurd storylines, and live audience interaction. Think Elvira meets Hell’s open mic night. It’s chaotic. It’s campy. It’s not that serious. Please don’t take it that seriously.

 

 

Q: Is the giraffe okay?

Emotionally? No. Legally? Also no. He’s on the run after being falsely accused of communism. We support him through the B.A.G. Movement (Believe All Giraffes). Donations for his lawyer fund accepted during livestreams.

 

 

Q: When is the show live?

Here’s the unholy schedule (all times in PST):

 

  • Saturday – Succubus Sin-Emma: Comedy over creepy old films.

  • Sunday – Local 999 Union Meeting: Half-off tarot & full-on rebellion.

  • Monday – Cupid’s Curse: Love readings for the tragically entangled.

  • Tuesday – Terror Tuesdays: Discover your doom, laugh through the pain.

  • Wednesday – Hellishly Hot News: Infernal gossip straight from Hell.

 

 

 

Q: How do I support the show?

Easy.

 

  • Become a YouTube Member for perks, hangouts, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

  • Book a tarot reading during livestreams.

  • Grab some Emma-approved merch.

  • Or just show up and cause a little chaos in the chat.

 

 

 

Q: Is this for kids?

Unless your child has already been possessed by Beelzebub—probably not. There’s cursing, blasphemy, adult themes, and possibly minor spiritual side effects. Viewer discretion is advised (and encouraged).

 

 

Still confused? Perfect. You’ll fit right in. 😈

#MakeHellHotAgain

 

 

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