{"title":"Drinkware","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eofficial beverage vessels of the underworld.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWhether it’s coffee, tea, or something you’re not emotionally ready to talk about, these mugs and tumblers are here to hold your drink—and your secrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSturdy, iconic, and just a little unhinged, each piece is designed to make even your most chaotic moments feel intentional. Because if you’re going to spiral… you might as well stay hydrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e• Morning caffeine before facing your consequences\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e• Late-night overthinking sessions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e• Dramatically sipping while judging everyone around you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e• Looking busy when you absolutely are not\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFrom your first sip to your last questionable decision of the day, this collection has you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause nothing says “I’m thriving” like drinking out of something that knows you’re not.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"it-s-all-cheryl-s-fault-black-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"It’s All Cheryl’s Fault – Black Mug (11oz \u0026 15oz)","description":"Start your day with a little drama and a lot of attitude. This “It’s All Cheryl’s Fault” black mug features Emma Leviathan’s notorious ghost, Cheryl—Bible in hand, smoke swirling, and chaos brewing. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or Hellfire, this sturdy ceramic mug will remind you that whatever went wrong today… yes, it’s probably Cheryl’s fault.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for fans of Pay With Your Soul, this cupboard essential is sleek, durable, and guaranteed to survive even Cheryl’s stinky smoke and Bible-thumping outbursts.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tCeramic black mug with glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAvailable in two sizes:\u003cbr\u003e\n        •      11 oz: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) tall, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n        •      15 oz: 4.7″ (12 cm) tall, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tLead \u0026amp; BPA free\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRaise your mug, blame Cheryl, and sip with soul.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"PayWithYourSoul","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":46737181769976,"sku":"6813984_9323","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":46737181802744,"sku":"6813984_9324","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6708\/4536\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-front-68acd4a9aa500.jpg?v=1756157153"},{"product_id":"it-s-all-cheryl-s-fault-stainless-steel-tumbler","title":"“It’s All Cheryl’s Fault” Stainless Steel Tumbler","description":"✨ Because even your drinks shouldn’t have to smell like ghost-cigarettes. ✨\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf your house is haunted by a chain-smoking, Bible-quoting, bingo-obsessed spirit who keeps freezing your camera and sabotaging your Wi-Fi… congratulations, you’re basically living my life. And now you can hydrate through the chaos with the official ‘It’s All Cheryl’s Fault’ Tumbler.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 20 oz stainless steel beauty features Cheryl in her natural habitat:\u003cbr\u003e\n📖 Screaming scripture\u003cbr\u003e\n🚬 Surrounded by cigarette smoke she refuses to acknowledge\u003cbr\u003e\n😤 Ruining everything\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ While somehow looking like she just walked off a church bulletin from 1974\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee, iced potions, emotional support beverages, or the tears you cry after Cheryl knocks over your ring light for the third time in one night.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy you need it:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHaute couture, Hell-approved stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tMetal straw for sipping dramatically while blaming Cheryl\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDouble-walled to keep your drinks HOT (like Satan’s temper) or COLD (like Cheryl’s aura)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t20 oz capacity — because hydration is the only thing in your life Cheryl can’t ruin\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tFeatures Emma Leviathan’s Pay With Your Soul branding so you can flex your allegiance\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t20 oz \/ 600 ml\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tComes with lid + metal straw\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHand-wash only (Cheryl gets mad when you use the dishwasher anyway)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUsing this product may cause:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Excessive blaming of Cheryl\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sudden desire to sage your home\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bass-boosted demon confidence\u003cbr\u003e\n• The urge to shout “CHERYL STOP QUOTING SCRIPTURE IN MY HOUSE” at 2AM\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e20 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"PayWithYourSoul","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47415382245624,"sku":"5836019_15004","price":31.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6708\/4536\/files\/stainless-steel-tumbler-black-front-69155574c83b4.jpg?v=1763005840"},{"product_id":"paper-stacks-like-concrete-walls-giraffe-disguises-mug","title":"“Paper Stacks Like Concrete Walls” – Giraffe Disguises Mug","description":"“Paper Stacks Like Concrete Walls” – Giraffe Disguises Mug\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStraight out of Giraffe’s legendary music video for “Disguises,” this mug captures the moment where the beat drops… and the paperwork hits harder than the charges.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn the video, Giraffe sits in a courtroom surrounded by towering stacks of documents—forms, files, motions, and who knows what else—rising around him like concrete walls. It’s not just a visual. It’s a whole vibe. Because sometimes the system doesn’t need bars to trap you… it just needs endless paperwork and a really long waiting period.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPart protest.\u003cbr\u003e\nPart music video moment.\u003cbr\u003e\nPart reminder that even when the world piles everything on top of you, a giraffe can still keep his head up.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you’ve seen the “Disguises” video, you already know exactly what this scene means.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis mug is perfect for sipping coffee while you watch the video again, catch up on the latest saga in the Emma Leviathan universe, or simply prepare yourself to face your own daily stacks of forms, emails, and responsibilities.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause whether it’s courtrooms or inboxes…\u003cbr\u003e\npaper stacks can feel like concrete walls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic mug with glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSizes\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz: height 3.85” (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35” (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz: height 4.7” (12 cm), diameter 3.35” (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrong enough for your morning coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\nBold enough to remind the world that Giraffe is still standing. 🦒☕\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"PayWithYourSoul","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":48063561793784,"sku":"8287527_1320","price":15.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":48063561826552,"sku":"8287527_4830","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":48063561859320,"sku":"8287527_16586","price":23.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6708\/4536\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-front-view-69ad2b7994e93.jpg?v=1772956557"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6708\/4536\/collections\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-69ad2a2605734.jpg?v=1773983922","url":"https:\/\/www.paywithyoursoul.com\/collections\/drinkware.oembed","provider":"PayWithYourSoul","version":"1.0","type":"link"}