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Glamour, Giraffes & General Mayhem – Beach Towel Edition

Glamour, Giraffes & General Mayhem – Beach Towel Edition

Regular price $44.50 USD
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Wrap yourself in controversy, comedy, and cozy softness. Whether you’re drying off after a dip in the Lake of Fire or lounging in your cursed bathroom, this sublimated towel is your new chaotic comfort staple.

Featuring an all-over design with iconic phrases like “Believe All Giraffes (except the communist one)” and “Waffle Rights Are Human Rights,” plus the "definitely not Lilith"-approved sigil of resistance—this towel is your loudest bath accessory yet.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Return Policy: Please contact emmaleviathan@paywithyoursoul.com within 15 days of delivery for return. Customer pays shipping on all returns. Products must be unused.

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