“It’s All Cheryl’s Fault” Matte Hardcover Journal

🖤 “It’s All Cheryl’s Fault” Matte Hardcover Journal

Because It Absolutely Is.

If your Wi-Fi drops mid-sentence…
If your camera freezes during the best punchline…
If your electronics start acting “possessed” the second things get interesting…

It’s Cheryl.

Cheryl the ghost does not knock politely. She haunts the house, disrupts the stream, quotes scripture at inconvenient times, and absolutely meddles with every device she can float through.

This journal exists for one purpose:

To record the evidence.

Use it to:
• Log suspicious glitches
• Document ghostly interference
• Draft dramatic monologues about being haunted
• Write a letter
• Write a list of things to do that never get done
• Or outline your master plan while Cheryl hovers disapprovingly nearby

The bold cover doesn’t whisper. It declares.
Stylish. Moody. Slightly accusatory.

And honestly? Therapeutic.

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✨ Product Specs (Ghost-Resistant Edition)

• Matte laminated front and back cover
• 150 lined pages (75 sheets), cream-colored and uncoated
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²)
• Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out (in case you need to dramatically rip out a page mid-rant)
• Casewrap binding with flexible sewn spine
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US

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Smooth. Stylish. Totally you.
And fully prepared for paranormal pettiness.

Keep it on your desk.
Keep it near your altar.
Keep it somewhere Cheryl can see it so she knows you’re documenting everything.

It’s not paranoia if she’s actually floating behind you.

And remember:

It’s all Cheryl’s fault. 🖤