“It’s All Cheryl’s Fault” Stainless Steel Tumbler

✨ Because even your drinks shouldn’t have to smell like ghost-cigarettes. ✨

If your house is haunted by a chain-smoking, Bible-quoting, bingo-obsessed spirit who keeps freezing your camera and sabotaging your Wi-Fi… congratulations, you’re basically living my life. And now you can hydrate through the chaos with the official ‘It’s All Cheryl’s Fault’ Tumbler.

This 20 oz stainless steel beauty features Cheryl in her natural habitat:
📖 Screaming scripture
🚬 Surrounded by cigarette smoke she refuses to acknowledge
😤 Ruining everything
✨ While somehow looking like she just walked off a church bulletin from 1974

Perfect for coffee, iced potions, emotional support beverages, or the tears you cry after Cheryl knocks over your ring light for the third time in one night.

Why you need it:
• Haute couture, Hell-approved stainless steel
• Metal straw for sipping dramatically while blaming Cheryl
• Double-walled to keep your drinks HOT (like Satan’s temper) or COLD (like Cheryl’s aura)
• 20 oz capacity — because hydration is the only thing in your life Cheryl can’t ruin
• Features Emma Leviathan’s Pay With Your Soul branding so you can flex your allegiance

Specs:
• 20 oz / 600 ml
• Comes with lid + metal straw
• 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm)
• Hand-wash only (Cheryl gets mad when you use the dishwasher anyway)

Warning:

Using this product may cause:
• Excessive blaming of Cheryl
• Sudden desire to sage your home
• Bass-boosted demon confidence
• The urge to shout “CHERYL STOP QUOTING SCRIPTURE IN MY HOUSE” at 2AM

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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