“Justice for Giraffe” Mugshot Tank

Look. He’s not guilty. He’s just dramatic.

This ultra-soft, gender-neutral tank top features the now-infamous mugshot of Giraffe—wrongfully accused, wildly adorable, and currently awaiting trial in the Purgatory County Detention Center. Wear it to raise awareness, intimidate prosecutors, or just casually make people ask, “Wait… is that a communist giraffe?”

Crafted for comfort, stitched for sinners, and printed for those brave enough to believe all giraffes, this tank is your official uniform in the fight for plushie justice.

Specs (you know I love the fine print):
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton – soft enough for prison visits, strong enough for protests
• Triblend option: 50% poly / 25% cotton / 25% rayon – a buttery blend of rebellion
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² – lightweight, breathable, Giraffe-approved
• Side-seamed for a clean fit that won’t bunch when fleeing injustice
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US (but NOT the Purgatory jail system)

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And maybe smuggle in some hay.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!